in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
(via fifty-shades-of-bullshit)
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
BECAUSE THAT IS ONLY RELEVANT WITH MAGNETS, AND IT IS JUST A SAYING IT IS NOT ACTUALLY TRUE.
WELL FUCK ME IN THE ASS I HAD NO IDEA NO WONDER I COULDN’T STICK TO MY FRIDGE THANKS FOR THE INFO MAN I WAS GETTING WORRIED
(Source: princesskulash, via imnotsorryandimnotokay)
